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  Star smilie clear18/06/17
Ladybird larvae, Golden Y, T2 Trainspotting, The Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada and Mystery Road

  Couple of bits of H&M stuff on The Star Swag Blog.  
    The Ladybird larvae have settled into the Starry Towers garden, I'm sure, it's no easy to check.  Today I was fortunate enough to spot (excuse the pun), one of my babies.  It must be 3 to 4 times the size it was on the 8th of June, the day of their release.  I can see the hard shell spiky segments developing.  This stage is 21 days long, then they'll be pupae, from which my home-grown Ladybirds will emerge, all metamorphosed, in approximately a further 2 weeks.  I watched this Ladybird larvae today, a veritable eating machine, it was ripping into wee beastie after wee beastie, tearing them apart, leg by leg, licking it's lips.  I noticed a surplice of Greenfly legs, I suspect the legs aren't so tasty, they seemed to be causing annoyance, like chicken bones tossed to the side.  This larvae is way more impressive than anytime I've watched a Ladybird.  If you decide to purchase Ladybirds, don't mess about with the adults, go for the larvae.  Ladybirds are territorial by nature, if they have to stay in your garden due to being non-winged larvae, they're more likely to start developing their territorial nature for staying put right there, this is home to these babies.  Very difficult to photograph, still tiny and it's fighting with it's food and chomping down ferociously.  I'm not particularly proud of these pics, just the best I got on the day.  
    Then, I spotted a Moth, a rhinoceros of a Moth, a pit-bull of a moth.  A very sturdy, fearsome looking Moth.  Turns out it's a Golden Y, I know, strange name, very impressive.  
    Me, I had me a long lie Sunday. The Starry Towers Wood Pigeons, waiting for their breakfast, didn't approve.  They rule me.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched T2 Trainspotting.  Fabulous and so emotional, it brings back where I was 20 years ago, and since then.  Makes you think.  That can be a sweet pain.  I love T2, and so does The Husband, who wasn't even here, in Scotland, at original Trainspotting time.  Then we watched DVD extras, a group chat with Danny Boyle, and cut scenes.  
    The Husband and I watched The Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada.  A different kind of western, very good.  
    The Husband and I watched Mystery Road.  Set in Australia, very good.  
  Star smilie clear09/06/17
Vote SNP GE17
  Studded slip-ons on The Star Swag Blog.  
    I spent about 5 hours on polling place duty representing the SNP in Sunny D.  In the company of my SNP activist friend Liz, meeting other SNP activists, handing out Stronger For Scotland window stickers and pilfering all the pens, oh, and I finally got my hands of an SNP squeezy face thingy, result.  Hannah Bardell was re-elected as our MP.  Lots of people were lovely, one man was horrid, he said to me, "I hope you have a bad night".  The conversation went thus:  
    Me: you hope I have a bad night?  
    Horrible Man: I want that bitch to get a slap in her mush.  
    M: that's no way to talk of a lady  
    HM: she's no lady  
    M: and you're no gentleman.  
    Then I went home, set up a second Labdybird Hotel, rubbed on Ladybird attractant and released 50 Ladybird larvae, which was a lovely thing to do.  The horrid man probably went home, ate a pie then spent his evening poking his nose and scratching his rather big arse.  
  Star smilie clear06/06/17
four candles and Train To Busan

  Deciding how best to position my Ladybird Hotels (I've got another one on order along with a batch of larvae) in the front garden I opted for four candles a la the Two Ronnies.  Just the right height, tapered for easy sinking, T handle perfect for rubber-hammering into the ground and light coloured Ash wood which is attractive to Ladybirds.  An inspired choice.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Train To Busan.  Great zombie movie.  
  Star smilie clear02/06/17
Ladybirds and Green Room

  Comfy silver shoe on The Star Swag Blog.  
    Greenfly are the scourge of my roses, they don't seem to do much harm to the rest of the flowers but the rose buds take a drubbing.  Not wanting to go chemical I went Ladybird.  A batch of Adalia bipunctata, the two-spot Ladybird, arrived with a Ladybird Barn from GreenGardner.  I released the Ladybirds today, yet to see any one of them eat a Greenfly, and two of them were more interested in the sex.  On the other hand, there must've been some healthy appetite building AND Starry Towers could be all set to have it's own indigenous population.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Green Room.  It's a horror/thriller/wee bit slashy genre movie, but it's a great one, very well made and acted.  
  Star smilie clear22/05/17
Blue Tits in residence, Lemming and Children Of Men

    The Starry Towers Blue Tits are back in residence.  This has been going on for years, since way before I got my current Olympus Pen-F with a 75-300 telescopic lens.  And this is a more current nest box than the first and it's on a different shed, that's how many years.  So all my old photos aren't as good as I now have the equipment to achieve.  Doesn't mean I've figured it all out yet though, so still no in flight pics, but here are the best two pics I got on this first day I had time to spend on watching and waiting.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Lemming.  By the end of the movie we felt cheated.  I'd read reviews and was expecting something particularly wonderful, and, at least...explicable.  What we got was...well at least we know why a Lemming was in the neighbourhood, not why it was where it was exactly, but at least we know why it's in the country.  The's not as clever as it, and we, would like it to be.  
    The Husband and I watched Children Of Men.  It's 2027 in a Brit Nat racist corrupt war-torn hellish England.  We were left wondering why they didn't just drive up to Scotland, where a peaceful independent Scotland with First Minister Mhairi Black at the helm, is treating everyone equally and fairly.  
  Star smilie clear17/05/17
presentation, Rosa Alba, Magnolia, Ghost World, Insomnia, Jar City and The Girl With All The Gifts

  I've delivered my first Powerpoint presentation to a small audience of bosses.  I had my 6x4 cards to hand, one per slide, I couldn't have even considered doing this without cards...OCD says I had to have them, they were my crutch, got me past the anxiety.  I thought I'd sit to deliver, but in a test run prior to the show I stood and found it comfortable.  Standing and delivering allowed for a bit of movement, flexibility, freedom, it felt right.  My mouth was soon as dry as a desert, what's that all about, mouth please stay wet in future.  I did the job, the document has permission to go forward for endorsement application.  
    The Little White Rose of blooming at Starry Towers.  Back at the rear end of 2015 I purchased two bare root Rosa Alba plants, summer 2016 no flowers, I thought I was doing something wrong.  But no, they don't flower that first year, in their second year I've got my very first Little White Rose of Scotland, sharp and sweet and it'll break your heart, breaks mine just looking at it.  Damn you Anosmia, I seriously want to smell this rose, seriously...fuck you.  
    The Magnolia plant The Mum was trying to kill up at Braehead, I took it away to Starry Towers, heaped on my loving gardening skills, it's just got first ever flower on.  You would think The Mum would be jealous or disgruntled, but no, she's loving the success.  Braehead is just too cold for the Magnolia.  I took it away from Braehead...and out of it's dirt, repotted in rich compost with extra feeding and watered regularly, but's all about the temperature.   
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  I watched Ghost World.  Quirky and indy, quiet little movie I quite liked in a quiet, quirky indy type way.  
    The Husband and I watched Insomnia.  The original Norwegian Insomnia.  Good.  
    The Husband and I watched Jar City.  Love a movie set in Iceland, this one is great.  
    The Husband and I watched The Girl With All The Gifts.  The Hungries and a wee girl who turns the usual zombie story on it's head, problem is, she makes a decision that doesn't win me over.  
  Star smilie clear05/05/17
#LE17, breasts and  Alphabet Killer

  Congratulations to us, the SNP, on the Scottish Local Election results.  It's wonderful to now have mostly SNP at my local council in the Starry Towers ward and how fabulous that we've taken Glasgow from the Scottish branch of the Labour party, first time since 1980, a Saltire flies over the Glasgow City Chambers now, as it rightfully should.  Here's my Starry Towers SNP windaes 2017, and at top left, that's my EU citizen neighbour, she popped round for a poster.  
    Breast screening time again, just the second time.  I was so not looking forward to this, the discomfiture of the top-half stripping, the ungainly poses and the being squashed, one breast at a time (twice each breast) between hard flat surfaces.  That stuff is far worse than the slight discomfort, the wee bit pain each squeeze.  But it all goes down to nae bother level in comparison to cancer treatments or dying of breast cancer, so swings and roundabouts and count your blessings time.  Thank you NHS Scotland, saving me and mine.  The woman squashing my breasts was lovely too, we spoke of my work project, that my powerpoint presentation day is a matter of hours away now, of dementia and how music helps.  Anyway, for now, that is all, I've got to go work some more on my powerpoint presentation.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  I watched Alphabet Killer.  Meh.  
  Star smilie clear02/05/17
The Husband's birthday
  A very Merry Birthday to The Husband, officially crowned the undisputed chief of the clan on his birthday card, which is better than never being crowned undisputed chief of the clan.  
  Star smilie clear24/04/17
Lego nurse, monoblock clean, Under The Shadow, Bullhead, The Loft, The Messenger, Dheepan, American Hustle, Blue Ruin, Don't Breath and Cold In July

  Here I am, in Lego.  My Lego work keyring.  
    The monoblock and garden furniture have had a spring clean with Patio Magic and damn it, I forgot to take some before pics.  Four days and loads of Cocodamol later the entire estate is cleaned.  Patio magic works, no more algae, hoping it's going to keep the tiny little weeds away too.  
    I love it when the garden kicks in again, here come the Tulips.   
    Not been an awful lot of stuff being done here apart from watching movies and working, and doing work stuff on my own time.  A major work project, which started in August last year...making a document, piloting the document, evaluating the document with questionnaire feedback, writing a report on the document, and currently, making a powerpoint presentation of the document.  It's been endorsed at HSCP level and will hopefully be fully endorsed on completion of the pilot study.  I think I'm going to be an author, of sorts.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Under The Shadow.  Fear and anxiety in Iran.  
    The Husband and I watched Bullhead.  You've got to feel for the pumped up Belgian farmer (Matthias Schoenaerts) in this complex thriller.  
    The Husband and I watched The Loft.  For one reason, Matthias Schoenaerts.  This is a who-dun-it by numbers, a modern Agatha Christie with blurry nudity and poor acting and script.  
    The Husband and I watched The Messenger.  With an inkling I'd seen it before.  Woody Harrelson and Ben Foster are brilliant in this.  
    The Husband and I watched Dheepan.  Engrossing.  
    The Husband and I watched American Hustle.  Loved it.  
    The Husband and I watched Blue Ruin.  Revenge, you don't expect that guy to do it like this.  I enjoyed it.  
    The Husband and I watched Don't Breath.  Yes, good enough.  
    The Husband and I watched Cold In July.  I quite liked it, and there's Don Johnson, haven't seen him for ages.  
  Star smilie clear31/03/17
Mother's Day, wee beastie, seeds sown and Only Lovers Left Alive, Captain Phillips, The Perfect Witness, Olympus Has Fallen, The East, Jason Bourne, Frozen land, Rams, The Magnificent Seven, The Witch and I Am Not A Serial Killer

  Mother's Day message from The Boy displaying an unexpected level of mushy sentiment.  Made me smile, after I laughed, I smiled.  
    In the garden I wouldn't have spotted this tiny wee beastie on a tiny flower if I hadn't been looking through the macro lens.  I believe it's a Greenfly.  Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, very very wee.  
    I was at work when I received a message from The Husband, "what did you do with all the phone numbers on the notice board?"  I answered telling him I'd taken the phone numbers card through to the sitting room to rewrite and make it nice and neat again.  Later that night when I was back in the house The Husband says, "what have you done with the router password, it's not on the notice board"...I tell him I've done nothing with the router password card, it's on the notice board, when I arrive at the notice board he's standing there, "ahh, there it is" he says and one beat later, "but what did you do with the phone numbers?"  Always looking to one-upmanship me even when it's patently ridiculous to try.  
    Been loads of movie watching here and an upgrade to a Blu-Ray Player.  The Sony BDP-S7200.  It's a 4K Upscale Blu-Ray Disc Player with Super Wi-Fi, High-Resolution Audio and Dual Core Processor.  I like it.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  I watched Only Lovers Left Alive.  Bored vampires who don't bite.  I was bored and didn't bite.  
    I watched Captain Phillips.  I tried to watch Captain Phillips but it was a bit boring.  Perhaps because I'm no fan of Tom Hanks, and I much preferred the Danish movie A Hijacking.  
    I watched The Perfect Witness.  I tried to watch The perfect Witness.  About 15 minutes in it became apparent that this ex-rental The Husband brought home from Norway, was in a damaged condition.  I'm not complaining, the movie wasn't shaping up as any sort of interesting.  
    I watched Olympus Has Fallen.  I didn't really, I played it on the DVD player, but I was doing stuff on my laptop instead.  It's nowhere near as good as London Has Fallen.  
    I watched The East.  I admit I was expecting some witchy stuff, it's actually an eco-warrior movie.  I've been getting through some DVDs I instinctively knew The Husband wouldn't entertain for a minute.  
    The Husband and I watched Jason Bourne.  That's enough Bourne now.   
    The Husband and I watched Frozen Land.  Moral of the story, do not move to Finland.  
    The Husband and I watched Rams.  Interesting, engaging and emotional drama.  I felt their pain.  
    The Husband and I watched The Magnificent Seven.  The remake, does what you expect.  
    The Husband and I watched The Witch.  Was ok, bit boring, the sound is dubious too, difficult to make out speech, specially the Dad. Human fear and anxiety combined with religious zeal drives people crazy.  This is New England in 1630, they do have the excuse of ignorance, can't blame them for turning on each other "you're a witch!".  Today, there's no excuse, we have science, we have facts, explanations, stop turning on each other in the name of the god of whatever dogma you happen to be born into or pick out the box of gods available to you at a later date.  Seriously, do people still get down on their knees and pray (without an audience)?  I struggle with that level of willful ignorance and gullibility.  
    The Husband and I watched I Am Not A Serial Killer.  On Blu-Ray.  Loads of unexpected twists and likeable characters, the multiple layers of monsters.  Also, all bullied that.  
  Star smilie clear
The Boy & lovely GF in EU, Baillie, owl lights, John Wick, Salt of Life and Them

  The Boy and the Lovely Girlfriend have had a couple of trips away.  First Paris then Warsaw.  Slightly jealous.  
    Today's top photography model is Baillie.  
    I didn't expect this when panning The Parents' garden with a zoom lens.  Owl being held hostage.  Owl freed now and parents reported.  The Parents claim the owl lights are cable-tied to stop the wind blowing them off the fence, the owls were obviously traumatised.  
      Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched John Wick.  Eventually got around to it.  I'm no Keanu Reeves fan, my opinion remains unchanged.  
      The Husband and I watched Salt of Life.  Charming Italians.  
      The Husband and I watched Them.  A French couple in a massive house that badly needs decorated, in the middle of Romanian woods.  And shit gets serious.  
  Star smilie clear
Baby Ellie, sex change deer. Sin Nombre, The Man of the Year, Triple 9 and Carandiru

  The friend and work colleague D, has had her baby.  I messaged her a few hours later to politely enquire if she could please come back to work now.  I miss her.  However, biting the maternity leave bullet I bought her a baby gift and went to visit her and her beautiful new baby Ellie.  I like JoJo Maman Bébé stuff, I like their style, I'd quibble a wee bit about the name, I can never remember it when called upon to name my favourite baby clothing firm, admittedly that doesn't happen often, but it is a difficult name to recall once every two or so years.  The star sleepsuit and matching star hat with a Born in 2017 Bunny and all presented in the Born in 2017 Keepsake box.  And it turns out baby photographs are relatively simple to do.  
    I walked in on The Husband trying to fix my stag.  He'd just broke a leg, an ear and the antlers off it.  He glues the leg and ear okay but struggles with the antlers and gives up, announcing it's a doe now.  I've managed to glue the antlers back in but can see daylight through the base, it'll never be the friggin' same again obvs.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Sin Nombre.  Hooks you, if you have a decent bone in your body, you want these people to get to safety and a chance to make a life for themselves and their families, they stand no chance staying put.  See Trump, he can stick his great great wall up his arse.  
    The Husband and I watched The Man of the Year.  Set in Rio, very good.  
    The Husband and I watched Triple 9.  Thing is, despite a couple of our favourite actors, it doesn't hang together and gets a bit boring.  I was trying to work out why the dirty cops were doing the bad stuff, maybe cos that one dirty cop has a son the Russians have a hold of, but why didn't he go the other way and take the Russians down and claim legal custody of his boy?  That would seem the best way to go.  The most interesting thing for me was the Mara Salvatrucha, with their distinctive MS tattoos, a gang which features in both Triple 9 and Sin Nombre.  In Sin Nombre I was downhearted at the "Mara forever" message, like there is no escape, once in the gang you either stay there and do what you're told or you die.  In Triple 9, there are reformed Mara Salvatrucha members doing bit part acting jobs.  I liked Casey Affleck telling a Mara you're gang hand sign comes from heavy metal bands.  There's hope after all.  Read more about the Mara here.  
    The Husband and I watched The Lincoln Lawyer.  DVD purchased for the Matthew McConaughey, he's so good.  This one is fabulous.  
    The Husband and I watched Carandiru.  I liked it, for the characters and their stories.  
  Star smilie clear
bin lid, Stake Land and Amores Perros

  Star earrings on The Star Swag Blog.  
    The lid of the 30 litre Brabantia Touch Bin broke, no biggie.  This bin's already had a free lid replacement under the 10yr guarantee, but it's in the range of 20yrs old now, so new lid purchased on Amazon.  However, every time I walked past I was trying to close it, as did the Husband, muscle memory can be infuriating.   
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Stake Land.  Zombie movie, nothing new really, despite attempting enthusiasm (me) it's a bit been here, done that (Stake Land).  
    The Husband and I watched Amores Perros.  Good movie, enjoyed by us.  Translation..."love's a bitch" and this film sets out to prove it with humans and dogs.  Difficult to believe no animals were harmed in the making of this film but it comes down to clever editing and heavy sedation with Mexican SPCA monitoring.  
  Star smilie clear
Mark Littlewood and Nine Queens

  Blue crystal ring on The Star Swag Blog.  
    Haven't had a moment to blog this before now, but I can't let it go by without putting it up here.  Marilynsworld is my diary, in my old age I'll want to be reminded of this.  The recent Glasgow episode of BBC Question Time (16th February 2017) was surprising for several reasons.  For one, it was balanced and fair, for two, immigrants were not blamed for all of that ails the UK.  Then there was the panel which included known Scottish Independenistas John Swinney and Val McDermid.  Then there was Mark Littlewood, the Director General of the Westminster-based think tank, the Institute of Economic Affairs (IEA).  Mr Littlewood opened his mouth to answer a question, I heard his English accent and naturally (and wrongly) assumed he would be talking Scotland down.  How wrong was I, this man supports Scottish independence and made his case brilliantly.  He made a lot of new friends in Scotland that night.  I tweeted to thank him, he tweeted me back, he followed me and he initiated a direct message dialogue with me, with words of inspiration and top secret information.  The content of our private messages will remain confidential, but it's all good and I await future developments on matters he divulged (it's probably not top secret but I prefer to believe it is).  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Nine Queens.  An Argentinian hustlers gotta hustle movie.  OK, I worked out where it was going relatively early-ish, sussed the plot, but that's only because I'm a clever cookie.  We both loved the movie.  
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Wish upon a star, James Nally, DVD & Coat Cupboard, Crocuses, Paradise Lost, The Guest, Gomorrah Season 2 and Now You See Me 2

  The born-in-England Husband notices this from where he's sitting on the sofa and asks "what's this pish in a jar?"  Aye, he's definitely the full-on Scottish now.  
    James Nally is an extraordinary generous, kind and talented man.  Having audiobooked his two P C Donal Lynch novels, perfectly voiced by Aiden Kelly, I tweeted my appreciation of his work and asking for more.  I told him I'd also purchased the Kindle versions for my old Mum.  He tweeted me back (whoop whoop) thanking me for my kindness and a declaration that he's midst writing the third P C Donal Lynch book (fantastalicious) and that he'll be sending me a couple signed copies, one for my old ma and one for me (screaming inside with excitement, emitting a subdued sound of humming glee on the outside).  I love such wonderful surprises and I do adore a signed copy, this man instinctively recognised the way to my literary heart.  For a split second I toyed with the idea of making Mr James Nally my new favourite author.  Sacré bleu...of course that could never be, though I do wonder if Mr Douglas Lindsay would get jealous, loosing his Number One Fan, or his Stalker as I'm known in the Douglas household, to a relative newcomer.  P C Donal Lynch is an Irishman in London in the early '90s, great crime fiction with fabulously funny Irish humour.  Some factual elements I vaguely remembered from the time are incorporated in the story, the interest it stimulated sent me googling and reading the full story about that too.  I love these books and Mr James Nally, my second favourite author.  
    The four gloss white Umbra Flip Hooks from Red Candy, £22.50 per five hook rack, are on the wall in the Starry Towers DVD Plus Coat And Footwear Cupboard.  I'm extremely happy with this cupboard improvement situation.  All this cupboard had before was the DVDs, now it's got all the DVDs in the drawer units, and the everyday coats, and some of the shoes, gloves, hats, scarfs, a few umbrellas, the shoe-shine stuff, my bag-for-life Baggu bag collection, loads of stuff.  And I've found some perfect-fit Interdesign storage for the built-in alcove shelving, very happy with these.  And BTW, the religious figure on top the back shoe shelf unit, Buddy Christ from Kevin Smith's Dogma, not an indication of me giving up atheism, the very opposite actually.  
    There's Starry Towers Crocuses in bloom.  A joy to behold.  
    Movie Watch (some spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Paradise Lost the extreme edition.  Full of the typical clichés, the youngsters go to the house in the woods, but it's Brazil, and there's a claustrophobic drowning-risk, I got the scary thrill with that.  The bit I couldn't forgive is the statistics, they don't add up, the bad guy was planning on providing at least 24 organs, x6 livers and hearts plus 12 kidneys, which would mean at least 24 recipients waiting in the Rio hospital at the other end, with a team of doctors and other medical professionals for each individual operation AND no-one's even done any cross-match testing.  This would surely not be possible, even under private health insurance.  
    The Husband and I watched The Guest.  A wee bit silly, ok, a big bit silly.  
    The Husband and I watched Gomorrah Season 2.  I watched all 12 episodes, The Husband managed 9 episodes.  I like Gomorrah a lot, The Husband seems to be tiring of it now.  
    The Husband and I watched A Lonely Place To Die.  Very good, enjoyed the Scottish scenery and pleased to see Scotsman Garry Sweeney, then I find he's an Independence YES, so even more into him now.  
    The Husband and I watched Now You See Me 2.  It's a bit bang, bang, bang, follow the winning formula, don't have to work too hard, it's in the bag.  So it's not very good really.  
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DVD problem, Baby Snake Plant Update, Suburra, Hell Or High Water and Eye In The Sky

  Photography stuff on The Star Swag Blog.  
    I love when the snowdrops are back, another gardening year is coming soon.  
    I walked into the garden to feed the birds one recent morning and discovered an ice formation in one of the poppy garden decoration thingys.  This is a type of ice spike which is described at io9 better than I can explain.  It's pretty and interesting and rare.  
    I had a DVD problem.  According to my DVD Profiler I had 1652 DVDs, arranged alphabetically on shelves in the Starry Towers walk-in Movie Cupboard.  After 3 decades of functional service the walk-in Movie Cupboard was about to fail me due to overload, bursting at the seams in there.  I had to rethink the DVD storage situation.  I'm not persuaded away from the DVDs yet, but it's time to give the cupboard back to coats and shoes, keep the DVDs but store them differently.  There are options permitting 1000 DVDs to be stored in one aluminium case, I'd only need two cases.  The DVDs would be stored in wee plastic disc sleeve thingys, the covers in folders and a load of the DVD boxes could be stored in the attic, enough for the special box sets and resalables anyway.  So I spent some time looking for the right storage solution.  In the end I didn't go with the 1000 DVD cases, or the folders for the paper covers.  I went with the...kinda similar but much better...drawer option from Neo Media.  This is fabulous because the drawer cases are stackable, the suitcase version could only be one high, drawers can be stacked way high.  Only problem was the drawer option was near-on sold out.  Good fortune led me to locate the last four of the 600 DVD size and the very last 400 size AND at discount prices because one was a demo model from the actual shop and the others were classed as "minor defects".  And so, the DVDs are now in the 600s with space for future purchases and the CD collection is in the 400.  My first thought for the paper covers was to put them in folders, but I discovered I needed 7 big file folders and it was unworkable as a browsing-the-collection option.  The answer to this is the DVD Profiler program, it has a printable list feature with loads of options, some offer pictures of the covers too, and I'm pretty sure it'll be an easy workable solution to browsing the collection.  I'll have to print the list a few times a year, but with our printer, it's a good few years old now, paper and ink are cheap, that's not an issue.  The paper covers are in them boxes that 5 reams of A4 paper come in.  I had one box and got the second at work, for free, it was going in the bin otherwise.  
    Next problem was the redundant plastic DVD cases.  I put some in the attic, kept all the special cardboard sleeve ones and a bunch of others, just in case.  Still found myself with about 1000 too many.  I wasn't sure if these things can be recycled so I emailed the Sunny D local council.  I was briefly amused at the reply from young (I'm assuming) Danielle, she told me the Head of Waste was unavailable so in her own opinion she thought DVD cases were probably good to go in the recycling blue bin...plastics (but not ALL), paper and card.  I replied, saying, yes that seems to make sense (but not really) but just to be on the safe side could she perhaps maybe run it past the Head of Waste when she tracks that person down.  I got a reply, the Head of Waste says no, DVD cases go in the black landfill bin.  Which I'm sad about, I don't want to put hundreds of DVD cases in the ground, forever.  I took to The Facebook and The Twitter to find a reuse option and a woman I know took 510 DVD covers to local nurseries for the kiddiewinks to be crafting.  I'm exceedingly happy to be saving some landfill space, for the time-being anyway, though perhaps some of them will be treasured forever, if a toddler turns it into a...I don't know...a work of art or the base of a something or other.  
    I removed the shelving units, they are for the tip I reckon, apart from the one on the back wall, with a bit of a shelf-shuffle this one can house the DVD drawers and provide shelving for footwear.  Next up was a coat of white paint for the cupboard, which I had done in a trice.  Then purchasing some coat racks, I went with my old favourite, the Umbra Flip Hook, in gloss white, from Red Candy, £22.50 for the five hook size.   
    Baby Snake Plant Update.  Those baby Snake Plant cuttings I started back on 26/03/2015 when I accidently pulled a leaf off my very old original are coming along nicely.  First picture on 26/03/2015 6 bits of leaf stuck in compost, then on 31/07/2016 I discover a 3 out of 6 success rate.  Today the bottom 2 pictures show the three babies potted on, one in a silver pot and two together in a bigger pot.  I'm really not entirely sure what I'll be doing with these plants in the future.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Suburra.  Very good.  
    The Husband and I watched Hell Or High Water.  Excellent.  
    The Husband and I watched Eye In The Sky.  Edge of the seat indeed and thought-provoking.  However, overplayed the individual army staff's emotional reactions to achieve empathy from the movie viewers, they wouldn't be in those jobs if they were going to hesitate for a second.  Yes, it's a quandary...but the entire fucked up global situation was created a long time ago and for the benefit of a few individuals in politics and the oil and arms industries, I couldn't quite suspend believe long enough to stop being angry about the reality.  
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JW, smarts, Dispute Update, Slow West & The Good Neighbour

  The Husband and I headed into The Burg to see Jack Whitehall at The Edinburgh Playhouse.  Pre-show we popped into The Slug and Lettuce in the Omni Centre for dinner.  We ordered a diet and a regular cola while we perused the menu, the waitress came back with the drinks, but which was which?  She seemed uncertain, off she went again with the colas, she returned and put them on the table, my diet version over here and The Husband's sugary one over there, I asked her, "did you take them away to taste them?", the uncertain waitress said it's the lime/lemon that indicates the difference.  To be fair to her, when I'd swished my fruit slice around in my cola enough to be able to check the colour of the peel, my lime was a bit yellow, but just enough green to tell it was a lime.  The Husband and I opted for our first taste of a steamed bun for starters.  Two steam bun options, BBQ pulled pork with pickled red onion or the Kimshi, which is Korean-style pickled vegetables and baby spinach with a spiced lemon dressing.  We ordered a plate of each and shared.  Turns out steamed buns are a little bit sweet and the fillings were spicy so, though they might look like unbaked dough they are actually cooked and are light and delicious, a perfect starter.  The Husband continued with the exotic unknown and went with the Bulgogi beef Bibimap, a Korean style stir through sticky rice, pak choi, peppers, onions, kimchi, edamame beans and radish, topped with a fried egg and drizzled with a hot chili sauce.  I enjoyed the hand-battered "by the lovely chefs in the kitchen" (begs the questions who else and where else?) cod, chips, garden peas and tartare sauce.  Apart from the silly frier-style basket which requires a dig-in whereas I'd prefer a more relaxed side-on approach (on reflection I could've tipped my main out the basket onto the ceramic below if there'd been more space on the table to put the basket, but there wasn't, so on more reflection, probably best I just dug in from above) and the tartare sauce portion was tiny.  The waiter asked if he could fetch us any sauces, I said yes, more tartare, the second dish of tartare was bigger than the first, so I was well served tartare-wise in the end.  We shared a sweet...see, thing is, when I break my low-carb lifestyle, I figure it's best to go for it, if not today, then never again for a long time, so I have to get everything, might as well.  We shared the Mini Desserts Selection, I say "shared", The Husband tried 2 little bits.  This is a Mojito jelly shot, a salted caramel chocolate bar, a blackcurrant & Prosecco meringue roulade, a French macaroon, a praline flavoured profiterole coated in crunchy hazelnut pieces and a vanilla flavoured cookie crumb profiterole.  My first jelly shot, more reflection here...perhaps I was supposed to warm the glass in my hand or breath on it several times, but the jelly was impossible to reach, until The Husband gave me his little coffee spoon, even then I had to use the handle of the spoon to reach the rest of my first jelly shot.  The jelly shot was delicious, as was the salted caramel chocolate bar and the meringue roulade, the macaroon was nice, the profiteroles disappointing.  
    With a full tummy and a blue catering plaster on my left shin we headed out of the Omni Centre to the Playhouse.  You'll be wondering about the blue plaster.  I'd scratched my leg and it bled, I was pressing a Mona Lisa paper hankie on it for a wee while before realising I surely needed a plaster to permit me to eat my dinner with two hands on cutlery, so I asked the uncertain waitress if they had a plaster, seemingly causing her a little more uncertainty.  I knew they'd have a plaster, they'd have a first aid box, they'd have a first-aider if I saw fit to request it, they'd definitely have a plaster.  I heard the uncertain waitress as she disappeared behind the kitchen door, "do we have plasters?".  She was quick back with a blue catering plaster.  I think perhaps she was relatively new to the world of waitressing.  
    On to The Playhouse, we had a couple of seats in the AA section, AA5 and AA8, really great seats, no one in front of you, no fight in and out past other people, very close to the stage, good view, ice-cream salesperson right there in the interval.  5 and 8 sounds like you're not sitting next to each other, but you are.  Warm up stand up was a young man called Tom Lucy, he did well, especially his clever Colin (a man chosen in the front row of the stalls) stuff.  This pic is Tom talking to Colin.  Jack Whitehall was hilarious, he slipped once, referring to England when, given that he was in Edinburgh he should've said the UK (I'm hyper-sensitive to this kind of stuff), apart from that he was spot on throughout.  
    I've always been in the habit of occasionally assaulting myself, what with chopping kindling (a stick hits the face, the axe hits a hand), I've had monumental falls (always sober, never drunk) and now I've become the Most Likely To Bleed To Death.  Since I got out a new set of ultra-sharp knives for the new magnetic knife display thing in the kitchen, it's been this practically every bloody time I use one of them.  This latest one was sawing into a plastic bottle of mayo with a bread knife.  Imagine holding down a plastic mayo bottle with your left hand (if you're right handed) and attempting to slice into it with an ultra-sharp bread knife, the bottle moves due to your rubbish hold on it, and it all goes to shit at that point, that's not so strange, is it?  I'm very economical in many (not all, that would just be unreasonable) ways, and I'm a serious recycler, cutting open a mayo bottle gets the last of the mayo out, so no waste and a cleaner bottle for recycling.  I'm big on recycling since the council made our grey landfill bins shrink.  I actually have had foresight and purchased a pair of "no-cut" gloves a while back, I really should become more insightful and adopt the habit of wearing them in dangerous kitchen knife use situations.  
    Starry Towers has the smart meters now.  The biggest benefit is I'll never need to read another meter or input the results on the website again.  It is a bit big brother of course, but then, what can the power suppliers use my gas and electricity usage stats for, other than billing me?  I understand the cost of installing the meters is being paid by energy consumers in higher bills and the gadget does run on electricity so the energy providers have pulled a fast one really.  They no longer have to employ people to come out and read the meters either, win win for the utility companies then, smart meters from the smart bastards.  I'm happy at no more meter reading.  
    Amazon Dispute News Update.  Three days after I lodge my official complaint with Amazon an email arrives inviting me to review my transaction, how happy am I with the product, the service, how happy am I with "item as described by the seller"?  Do not make me laugh out loud, it was meant to be 12 plates, it was 2.  Even more peeved now than I was.  Making matters even more peevier, that's the battle over, Amazon accepts no responsibility and Drink Stuff say they're not supplying the other 10 plates, end of.  Despite Citizens Advice and LoveMoney both saying if you have a contract (which I do) and if you believed the price was correct (which I did) then you are in the right, it's a tricky situation and impossible to prove, and too much trouble, you rely on the company's goodwill basically and Drink Stuff aren't brimming over with the milk of human kindness.  In return they are now on the Starry Towers blacklist and we'll never do business again.  I've shopped with them several times, they've had a couple hundred of my Scottish pounds, but no more.  Crosbys and Global Food Service Equipment will now be my first ports of call for all my crockery needs.  As Drink Stuff allowed me to keep the 2 plates they did send (they'd have a terrible cheek to make me send them back) I found another 6 of the same plate at Global for less than Drink Stuff are claiming they're really worth.  
      Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched Slow West.  A bit of a strange one, I could understand the Irish accents easier than the Scottish characters.  The background sounds are too accentuated, sometimes interfering with the voices.  
      The Husband and I watched The Good Neighbour.  Seriously good thriller.  
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contract law, Indy ceramics and A A Gill
  H&M stuff on The Star Swag Blog.  
    Amazon Dispute News.  Oh Drink Stuff you have surely let me down big-time.  I've shopped for my crockery needs at Drink Stuff a couple of times before and been extremely happy.  Y'all know I like to dress a table and fancy-smancy plates are my thang, so I was very pleased with this plate bargain from Drink Stuff on Amazon, a pack of 6 plates for £7.99 (down from £8.99).  At £1.33 per plate, I ordered 2 packs.  When my plates arrived there were 2 plates, not 12.  I'd never buy 2 plates at £7.99 each plus postage of £4.99, I'd search for a better deal.  I'd never even buy just 2 plates, I buy crockery items in units of at least 8, for family dinners, and I'd absolutely never pay £4.99 for postage for 2 plates.  I only purchased because the plates were a great deal, I didn't even think they were a stupidly too-good-to-be-true deal, the listing said "sale", £1.33 a plate on sale, is not unreasonable, especially when they were not on Amazon Prime free delivery.  On receipt of the 2 plates I contacted Drink Stuff via Amazon, they emailed telling me this was a listing error, they have refunded me fully but are happy for me to keep the 2 plates for free.  Not so fast Drink Stuff, I don't want 2 plates, I want the 12.  There's been a sudden and dramatic change to the listing, apart from a massive hike in the price, it's now Prime delivery and Drink Stuff is no longer attached in any way, the item is now sold by Amazon.  I did Drink Stuff a huge favour drawing this listing error to their attention yet they still think they can cheat me.  Advice from LoveMoney leads me to believe the law is on my side, Drink Stuff accepted my order, we have a contract.  Drink Stuff are now saying they are done with me and are taking it up with Amazon as it's Amazon's error, I too have taken it up with Amazon, initially on The Twitter then via their website and sincerely hope they can make me a satisfied customer again.  This morning I have an email from Amazon, it could take 5-7 days to resolve my issue, watch this space.  I expect Amazon to honour the contract and dish up me dishes.  


      On the subject of porcelain I've created the essence of waiting for Scottish Independence through the medium of ceramic drinks containers.  
      I'm so sad at the death of A A Gill, my favourite journalist in a newspaper that isn't The National.  His death does give me permission to stop buying The Sunday Times, but that's a wretched benefit in comparison to the option of him not dying of cancer.  My reaction, after cancelling my Sunday Times order at the Sunny D village shop was to purchase a load of his books, second hand from AbeBooks.  
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New Year dinner, surprise calendar gift, The Day, and Solace

  Happy New Year to the lovely people.  
    New Year dinner was a thing at Starry Towers this year, we don't always bother especially if one or more of us are working.  Happily 2017 New Year saw The Husband, The Boy, The Boy's lovely girlfriend and me all being available for a sit-down four course extravaganza with an award winning local Boghall Butcher's steak pie for the main.  Absolutely fabulous meal, I've reached peak celebration dinner, I'm done, don't think I can do any better than this.  
    A surprise Xmas gift from Indy artist Stewart Bremner arrived at Starry Towers just before Xmas.  His IndyPrints 2017 calendar The Early Days of a Better Nation, how very thoughtful and kind.  
    Movie Watch (no spoilers).  The Husband and I watched The Day.  It's alright.  
    The Husband and I watched Solace.  Good to see Messrs Hopkins and Farrell, wasn't really taken with the script though.  
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